FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-24 08:00 am

Dad kicks out 16-year-old daughter after moving in his new wife and her 13-year-old daughter: 'My da

Posted by Remy Millisky

Step-parents and their step-kids don't always get along at first: it might take some time for them to warm up to each other. When parents divorce, there are plenty of new feelings that families have to deal with, both negative and positive. It can feel destabilizing, or like the family is breaking up, and this hits kids and teens hard. Instead of having your parents in the same house, they might live with one parent most of the time and spend their weekends at the other parent's new home. 

When one or both parents start dating again, this can cause even more chaos and strife in the family. The kids might be confused or even resentful of the parent. At the young age of 16, this girl is not getting along with her new stepmother, and her dad is basically just making everything worse. 

Next, read about the people who were so lazy that they got creative, like one person who uses "saran wrap on my plates and utensils so I don't have to wash dishes." 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-24 07:00 am

‘Everything collapsed bit by bit’: All-star tech developer denied a raise after years of taking on m

Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

Sometimes you gotta teach your employer a lesson with a blunt—but fair—message. Without me, this whole place would burn down! 

Oftentimes, a manager will deny this simple truth, especially when it comes to the all-stars of the workplace, but when a bona fide irreplaceable employee realizes their worth, they've got some negotiation power in the finance department. This tech developer was doing the jobs of three employees, working tirelessly to get ahead in the workplace. However, he realized that his hard work was severely misplaced because his boss simply denounced his extras, denied his raise, and told him that he shouldn't be doing more work outside of his job description. 

Alrighty then, let's see how this plays out when the star in the workplace stops doing the work of three job positions… 

Keep scrolling for the malicious compliance that earned this employee a promotion and a raise overnight. 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-24 06:00 am

‘I am practically walking on eggshells’: Woman writes colleague ‘nasty’ notes and slams office doors

Posted by Lana DeGaetano

When you work in person and share spaces with your colleagues, you won't always have the privacy you desire all of the time. That's the great thing about working amongst other individuals: You learn how to coexist in a small space with others and develop good manners and etiquette. Those who struggle with sharing spaces better get used to the fact that a microwave in the break room will be used and emit food smell from time to time, and if they have an issue with it, well, deal with it. 

In this next story, an employee explains a situation happening between themselves and their coworker who refuses to leave them alone about reheating food in the middle of the day. The woman who complains does not complain about anyone else—just this employee. She's gone so far as to slam doors and write the employee intimidating letters about their supposedly impolite behavior, but the employee refuses to be a target of her intimidation. Scroll to read.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-24 05:00 am

'Be more proactive': Employee told to step up their game at work, maliciously complies by micromanag

Posted by Ben Weiss

Always be careful what you wish for, especially when it comes to what you demand from your employees. This micromanager decided to go out of her way to inform her employee, who shared this anecdote online, that he needed to step up to the plate more at work. Well, the employee decided to go for it, albeit via some well-deserved malicious compliance.

As some folks in the online community pointed out in the comments section, it's fascinating that few employees have considered turning the tables around to micromanage their bosses. It might be the most effective way to prove how unnecessary and ultimately counterproductive this leadership style is. In this instance, if the purpose was to inspire more follow-through and productivity from the employee, all this managed to do was add more anxiety and stress to the work day and not even from the employees! We're talking more anxiety and stress for the micromanager in question! 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-24 04:00 am

Friend gets ignored by server due to his sobriety, so friends leave $0 tip on a $300 tab, service in

Posted by Elna McHilderson

As someone who has worked in the service industry for many years, not tipping someone is the biggest no-no you can do. It's not like an "oh that's annoying." No. It's more like a, "WOW. That person is the actual scum of the earth." Everyone is entitled to have their opinions on tipping, but when you don't tip a server, that's taking away money for food and rent. You're not making any sort of point to tipping culture when you take away some 20-something-year-old's chance on making rent. Talk to the politicians if you wanna make that change. 

 

Anyways, I digress. That being said, there are moments when leaving a $0 tip is kind of warranted. For example, if your server is being blatantly discriminatory, then, yeah, they don't deserve your money, right?

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-23 03:00 pm

Freeloading 20-year-old college student still expects a ride from her 19-year-old cousin even though

Posted by Brad Dickson

It's great to go out of your way to do things for others. I'd argue it's even an often-overlooked societal obligation to look out for other people. But when going out of your way becomes a base-level expectation, even a demand, rather than something that's appreciated and willingly given. This begs the question of how far and for how long you should be willing to go for other people and—well… how long is a piece of string?

When this 20-year-old college student found out that her 19-year-old cousin drives to her university classes rather than taking public transport or other means, she probably started thinking about how unfair it was that she didn't have her own way of driving to classes. So, of course, she probably told her mother (the other girl's aunt), who began demanding that the younger girl drive her to her classes.

Outside of the fact that they don't even go to the same school, there are a myriad of reasons why this wouldn't work out. Colleges don't really tend to have a start and end time, and it's really just what your schedule is for that given quarter that determines when you go to class and when you leave. But that didn't stop the extended family from getting involved when the younger girl refused to drive her cousin, throwing around accusations of selfishness and spoiledness. 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-23 02:00 pm

Non-tech savvy office mom accidentally becomes unofficial head of IT by fixing the Wi-Fi with a bag

Posted by Elna McHilderson

When working in an office, everyone has their specific roles to keep everything flowing smoothly. One person is in charge or making sure all of the snacks and toilet paper is well stocked, another is in charge of making sure the WiFi and any tech issues are taken care of, and others sit and create content, etc. Depending on the company, the list goes on. They don't tend to heavily overlap, and if they do, then I hope your company is paying you for that extra work… 

 

In the case of this "office mom," her role quickly become something she'd never imagine. She claims she is not tech-savvy in the slightest, however, one day the WiFi was out and everyone was panicking. The IT guy was on vacation, so nobody knew what to do! The office mom came to the rescue! 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-23 01:00 pm

33 Work-from-Home Memes for Employees Who No Longer Own Office Attire

Posted by Isabella Penn

Do you prefer working from home or going into the office? Some people have strong opinions on either side, with a lot of companies compromising on a hybrid model. Working from home saves you time on commuting, getting ready in the morning, and lets you work at your own pace without constant interruptions from coworkers popping in for a "quick chat." Some days, isolation is exactly what you need to be productive. But not all companies agree. Some are pushing for a full return to the office, claiming it boosts collaboration and accountability. But the workforce is pushing back. For every company demanding in-person work, there's another offering remote options. We're in an era of decentralizing work as the main character of our lives (or at least trying to), and we've got 33 hilarious memes to prove it. 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-23 12:00 pm

'My friends told me 10 times not to do it': Food truck reviewer gives 5-star rating to chicken sandw

Posted by Remy Millisky

Everyone has their own tolerance for hot food: some can handle the mildest sauces only, while other don't break even a sweat when confronted with ghost peppers. For most of us, it's somewhere in between there. Maybe you eat regular hot sauces, but can't handle the one that create 5-alarm fires in your mouth. Or maybe you avoid that stuff all together because it makes you cry, sweat, or get a runny nose.

I enjoy some hot sauces, but I dislike eating a sauce that takes over the entire dish. Burning hot is one thing, but if all I can taste is pain, why am I even bothering to eat that food? I want to actually taste a chicken sandwich and the lettuce, tomato, and onion on it… not just the overwhelming taste of hot sauce that'll make me sniffle and cry. But to each their own! 

This person left a glowingly positive and also very funny review for a food truck. The owner shared it, and people in the comments had tons of questions about how many people have tried this legendary chicken sandwich and what happens at this restaurant on a day-to-day basis. 

Next up, read about the mom of a 2-year-old and an infant who rallied her whole neighborhood to the insider scoop on an incompetent HOA: "She spent… a full summer taking down the HOA." 

the cosmolinguist ([personal profile] cosmolinguist) wrote2025-05-23 08:03 pm
Entry tags:

Easy Grease

I think the most hashtag dadcore thing I've done lately is

  • dig through all the pressured cans of spray we keep under a counter next to the washing machine
  • to find something lubricating to put on the lawn mower
  • because I haven't used it since last year so the axle was stuck solid
  • spraying the stuff on said axle
  • wondering "is it supposed to look like that?"
  • and rubbing it in (really just steering it where it's supposed to go)
  • while trying to read the back of the can to see if I should be touching this stuff with my skin

I'm fine, it's fine. (It did say to use it in a ventilated area and I had that sorted by being outside.)

By the time I came back in from mowing the lawn, I'd recently washed my hands like three times but my fingers still smelled like a synthetic lubricant and freshly-cut grass.

A combination of delightful smells if you ask me.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-23 11:00 am

19-year-old quits pizza restaurant, makes nonstop prank calls until owners are forced to close: 'I (

Posted by Ben Weiss

Everyone wishes they could get back at that first employer who did them wrong! This 19-year-old had enough confidence and conviction to follow through and sabotage the pizza place where she had her first job. 

At the time, she was the only female employee in the workplace and would frequently be unfairly tasked with doing way more while the men around her took constant breaks. Her manager was not only aware of these circumstances, but he also participated and encouraged that lack of proper balance. It was not long before the 19-year-old had had enough of this nonsense and quit on the spot. However, that did not mean she was necessarily done.

This woman hatched a plan using the video game RuneScape to get back at the pizza place, and believe it or not, it worked far more successfully than she ever could have anticipated. Keep scrolling below for the full story and for the fallout!

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-23 10:00 am

Restaurant manager tells 16-year-old employee to leave after blaming her for something she didn’t do

Posted by Isabella Penn

There's something so formative about your first high school job. Whether it was scooping ice cream at the local parlor, folding jeans at a retail store, or working the fryer at your neighborhood fast food joint, those early gigs were less about climbing the career ladder and more about learning how to show up on time, survive an eight-hour shift, and maybe save up enough to buy concert tickets or gas for your used car. I can vividly remember my first job and the people I worked with back when my parents had to drive me to and from work because I was too young to have a license. But with every job that employs teen workers, there's always a manager on a total power trip.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-23 09:00 am

Candidate gets berated for not showing up to "their" new job, even though they never even accepted o

Posted by Brad Dickson

It's pretty normal to receive some flak or negative feedback from a job that you failed to show up for. But you'll probably never expect to get that from a job that you don't actually have. There are a whole lot of things that can go sideways in the hiring process and red flags you might ignore in your blind pursuit of a new job, but it's important to stop and pause so that you don't get caught out by situations like this.

The worst hiring scenario I've ever personally dealt with was when I applied to a local branch of the supplier of the company I was working for. Before the third and final round of interviews the hiring manager asked me to tell the CEO/owner of the company I worked for that I was applying for the role, which didn't actually make sense given the fact that I didn't have the job yet since it was still myself and another candidate in the running.

I foolishly obliged and told the CEO of the company, jeopardizing my current job, and then once the final round of interviews had finished, I didn't get the job anyway, and they didn't even bother to notify me that I hadn't gotten it. The penny didn't drop till long after that; this had been a ruse to get me to withdraw my application so that he could hire his preferred candidate. A lesson learned the hard way. 

Anyways, the point is that this is a massive red flag that I ignored that told me I probably didn't want to work for this chap anyway, just like it was in this situation where this hiring manager was surely trying to force the candidate into a disadvantageous position so that they could take advantage of them.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-23 08:00 am

Mom bans 16-year-old daughter from spring break trip with her 17 and 18-year-old friends: 'She's con

Posted by Remy Millisky

Sending a 16-year-old on spring break is just asking for trouble! At that age, you can't rent a hotel room or a car for yourself, and if you get into trouble, you'll need Mom and Dad to come pick you up. You tend to do whatever your friends do, and depending on your group of friends, that could totally spell out trouble. 

This Mom is unsure if she should let her 16-year-old go on a spring break trip with a few 17 and 18-year-olds. She insists that she's already said no to her daughter, but the kid claims that the internet will take her side. Well… you'll have to keep scrolling to see how that's going for her. 

Next, read about the 24-year-old vegan who spent 20 years avoiding meat, only to have to call the police on her friends after they "pranked" her into eating it: 'My sister sent me a message telling me to check my friend's Snap story'

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-23 07:00 am

'If you're on time, you are late': Employee starts showing up 30 minutes before shift to be paid ove

Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

Sometimes the best way to deal with a boss's unreasonable demands is by showing them just how unreasonable these demands are. Since telling them that usually doesn't do any good, because they refuse to listen to anyone but themselves, most employees must find other and more creative ways to get the point across.

While some employees really do find creative ways to prove to their managers that their requests are crazy, others don't have to go that far. All they have to do is follow said request for a while, and simply by doing so to perfection, the manager will see for themselves that what they asked for really doesn't make any sense. This way, nobody had to confront the manager, nobody risks losing their job, and the mere concept of following orders is what gets the orders to go away. It is the best solution for absolutely everyone involved. 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-23 06:00 am

First-time homeowners’ suburban dream ruined by boundary-blind neighbor who treats their yard like p

Posted by Etai Eshet

One of the great fantasies peddled with every perfectly manicured suburb is the myth of the "good neighbor." The dream is clear: quiet streets, courteous nods, a shared understanding that property lines are sacred. But the reality is clearer: sometimes you win the neighbor lottery, and sometimes you share a fence line with the human embodiment of a Do Not Disturb sign that's been set on fire. In suburbia, friendly welcomes and boundary invasions are separated by the thinnest of hedges. The first handshake might come with a borrowed tool, but by year two, you're googling motion-sensor floodlights and the laws about homemade moats.

It takes a special kind of human to take on the role of a neighbor who makes your backyard feel like a public park, your home a point of curiosity, and your personal space an open invitation for spontaneous visits. And with this prime specimen, conversations about boundaries quickly devolve into negotiations for the suburban couple's sanity, as the lines on their deed become more like gentle suggestions to be ignored, mowed over, or repurposed to suit someone else's need for extra yardage. What starts as mildly odd behavior—helpful mowing, passing glances—mutates into the bizarre, along with declarations of suburban dominance. 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-23 05:00 am

Let’s Stop Timing Standing Ovations at Film Festivals, They Do Not Matter!

Posted by Ben Weiss

Imagine a place where you can get an advanced look at upcoming films from the most exciting directors and actors in the world before they get released to the general public. This is, in essence, what film festivals like Cannes, Venice, and Sundance are supposed to be. However, in recent years, the headlines that come out of these festivals seem to be less focused on the quality of the films themselves and more focused on how long the standing ovations that directly follow the screenings are. These days, that's the barometer for success, and it's becoming a problem.

For instance, this time last year, Jacques Audiard's wildly divisive movie musical Emilia Pérez debuted at the Cannes Film Festival. If you read the reviews that dropped online, you would know that not everyone enjoyed it. But if you were at the premiere, you would not necessarily gather that this film was, as some called it, a "debacle." After all, Emilia Pérez earned a whopping 11-minute standing ovation.

Yes, every year at Cannes, headlines like these emerge that seem designed to engineer early awards season buzz for films that only sometimes deserve that kind of attention. This year's festival, which will end on May 24th, is no exception. Director Julia Ducournau, who won the festival's top prize (the Palme d'Or) three years ago with her film Titane, premiered her follow-up Alpha earlier this week. Variety reported that it received a "thunderous" 11.5 minute standing ovation, even boasting that an audience member had to be removed from the theater on a stretcher due to the film's intense subject matter. Of course, the latter detail is a strange one to flaunt, but that's a whole other can of worms. When reviews for Alpha were simultaneously released, the response was far less "thunderous." David Ehrlich of Indiewire called it an "insufferable misfire," while Jordan Mintzer of The Hollywood Reporter referred to the film as "numbingly over-the-top." It seems as if the reviews and the applause were referring to two entirely different movies. 

mific: Sepia pic john sheppard and rodney mckay leaning heads together, serious (McShep - intense)
mific ([personal profile] mific) wrote in [community profile] fancake2025-05-23 09:09 pm

SGA: Old Soldiers Die Hard by Sholio

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters/Pairings: Genfic, John Sheppard & Rodney McKay, Original female character
Rating: G
Length: 8103
Content Notes: no AO3 warnings apply
Creator Links: Sholio on AO3, Sholio's own site City on the Ocean's Edge
Themes: Angst with a happy ending, Friendship, Families of choice

Summary: The old guy in Room 30B was about the most disagreeable human being that the nurses had ever met. But he did get visitors, including a retired Air Force Colonel.

Reccer's Notes: This is told through the outsider POV of a young volunteer nurse at a retirement home, writing out what happened - for herself, but she tells it as though talking to her mother, who died some time before. Because of that, it's not at first as angsty as it might be, as she doesn't initially like or care about the cantankerous old guy in room 30B. That changes a little as the story progresses, and of course, we feel the angst even if she doesn't, knowing this is Rodney who's old, increasingly frail, and basically dying, while John, not quite as aged and infirm, watches helplessly. Despite herself, the young volunteer gets invested in Rodney, partly as she has enough spirit to stand up to him, which he likes. Also, before he gets really ill he tutors her in his abrasive way as she's had a difficult life and is studying for her high school diploma hoping to eventually go to med school - but until Rodney helps, she's not doing too well. Eventually there's a happy ending, but not before those closest to Rodney like John, Sam, and Elizabeth have grieved for him and come close to despair. Luckily, Teyla and Ronon are on the case, back in Pegasus. The ending is very satisfying, where we see what becomes of Annie, the volunteer nurse who cared for Rodney and put up with him at his worst.

Fanwork Links: Old Soldiers Die Hard
FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-05-22 09:00 pm

Employee gets fired on the spot after giving their 2-week notice, boss then calls them later begging

Posted by Brad Dickson

Giving two weeks ' notice when you work in a jurisdiction that has "at will" employment is always a risky move. They can fire you on the spot without cause anyway, so why are you giving them a cause? Doing so is merely a good-faith gesture and a sign of trust and respect, and possibly a desire for a continued relationship with an employer who has shown you the same over the course of your employment and relationship with them. Of course, people can surprise you in the worst of ways, so it's always best to consider this carefully.

A lot of reactionary and egotistical managers and business owners will take your intention to depart them as a slight and won't take kindly to their loss of control over you, so when you give them forwarning that you're planning on leaving anyways they'll exicese the last little bit of control they have over the situation and end things on their terms, and in their mind saving the cost of paying you for the next few weeks. This, of course, is very short-sighted. The thing is, two weeks' notice exists solely to pass on legacy knowledge of your position and to provide continuity and train a replacement.